Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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