i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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