I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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