Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
