i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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