It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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