Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
please don't ironically join a cult
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