Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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