girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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