Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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