I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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