normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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