Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize