dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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