As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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