he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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