So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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