Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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