guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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