Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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