Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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