Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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