It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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