Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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