2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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