Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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