And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
