I heard we made out
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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