I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i drank out of a bidet.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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