ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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