does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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