someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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