If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Randomize