we have officially lost it.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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