i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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