all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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