i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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