I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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