I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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