Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(352): View more from Florida

I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last

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(208): View more from Idaho

How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.

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(254): View more from Texas

I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.

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(914): View more from New York

say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy

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(614): View more from Ohio

2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success

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(410): View more from Maryland

Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?

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