Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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