I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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