Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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