It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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