i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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