He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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