How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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