**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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