Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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