I skipped work to stalk him.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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