I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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