Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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