god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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