After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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