Don't you send me to vm
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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